How to Clean a Bloody Mary Mess in Flight
I took a deep breath and did what anyone in my position would do as those around me gawked at the mess I’d just made. I laughed out loud and said, “This will make a great story.”
Too many M&M’s and 23 other reasons it’s hard to write
It’s easy to write about why it’s hard to write. My top 24 reasons include not feeling so good after devouring one too many M&M’s.
To Miss Know-It-Already
What can I say that you don’t already know? You are at the end of a year that I can only dream about. You have experienced events that I have no idea will end up on the calendar.
What if? Whatever! This is What Happened.
This lopsided life of mine began while I was living my childhood dream and I looked in the mirror one night and saw the face of a woman I didn’t recognize. Later in the emergency room, I first heard…Bell’s Palsy.
Yes, Mr. Dickens, it was the best
Charles Dickens made them famous, Erma Bombeck made them funny, and I made them a summary of my experience.
From me to me, listen up!
I am dazed and amazed that she had the foresight to provide me with such hindsight.